Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Strip Club Websites

I want to take a quick break from some of the loftier stuff to just tell a story. One of the things that made me really nervous about going to work in the club before I actually did it was the website I had seen for the club I was considering. And then, every website I ever saw for every club, everywhere. They're super intimidating! Looking at the website for a club, you'd think that all of the dancers who work there are super flawless, porn-star "quality" women who are 5'8 and above with long bleach blonde hair and triple d tits. Let's not even get into that they're usually all white. (This is definitely true for the first club I worked at and is NOT reflective of who works there.) Imagine my terror, even pre-t, to enter one of these spaces thinking I could work among these women, thinking I stood a chance in a market, of sorts, against them. Imagine my surprise to enter an actual club and find out that the women who work there are pretty much your everyday people! Buzz kill. I guess that's the secret I want to let slide right now. Most of the women you see on the website for a club don't actually work there. The people that actually work there are your friends, neighbors, waitresses, day care providers, cousins, girlfriends - anyone. So if you're considering stripping, don't check the club's website gallery and psyche yourself out. Just stop by!

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